Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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