I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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