Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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