i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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