: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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