Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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