4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've blown a few things in my day
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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