absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You're like the curious george of whores
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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