you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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