We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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