yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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