Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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