I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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