nut hugger
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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