forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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