Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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