You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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