that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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