Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
third nipple confirmed
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
