how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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