69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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