dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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