I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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