The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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