there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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