Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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