Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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