okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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