Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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