He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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