I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
high people should be assigned attendants
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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