I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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