Heybabeimwearingurpanties
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Do vagina's smell?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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