so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Panties = found
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
