My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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