I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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