Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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