i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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