I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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