That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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