Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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