that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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