I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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