you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize