you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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