I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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