It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He did a backflip because drugs
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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