You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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