whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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