Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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