i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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