did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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