It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Dick very happy bro
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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