He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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