Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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