I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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