dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
